pigskin solstice

The Sunday after the Super Bowl is the longest Sunday of the year because football is over and a 20 week regime is ruined.

This day is really dragging. There's nothing to do now that it's the Pigskin Solstice.

by Teflon Johnny February 9, 2014

starfall solast

A person who is just like a meteor on a solstic night . Like a meteor appear momentarily and ends ,while the universe/world/night continues to exist.

This guy is like a Starfall Solast

by Starfall Solast July 1, 2022

Solstice

The last great model made by Pontiac. A two-seater roadster that sold for the mid-twenty thousands, but looked like Euro cars that cost more than twice as much. A coveted classic of the future.

That Pontiac Solstice is one sharp American roadster. I sure wish I had bought one before GM shut down the factory.

by JayVibe March 30, 2010

diamonds on the soles of their shoes

Absolutely filthy rich. From the Paul Simon song title from Graceland (1986).

Look at those nouveaux-riches types at the boarding school on sports day. They want everyone to know they have diamonds on the soles of their shoes.

by Fearman August 7, 2007

salestard

A person, of the salesy persuasion, who possesses scarcely enough mental faculties to complete simple day to day tasks such as putting their underwear on in the right direction, but who still somehow manages to persuade people in positions of monetary authority that they should invest in a product that is incapable of performing as promised.

Can be found saying such things as:

"Not only is this a powerful collaborative tool which will increase and streamline your company's capabilities accross the board, but it will also make your coffee, change your kid's diapers, and wipe your a$$ for you (only 2-ply and higher tp supported)."

"Don't worry about Kristen," Jarvis said, rolling his eyes, "She suffers from salestardation, but she's harmless, really."

by vulgarityfilteroff February 4, 2010

solstice

solstice's are the most amazing, all around beautiful girls you will ever meet they have brains like einstien but hair like an angel. They are the sweetest girls you will ever meet they have hearts as big as all of the universe. they are always open for you to talk to but dont like to much information. if you ever have the chance to meet a solstice dont ever let her go because that would be the biggest mistake that you can ever make. No matter how sad you may think you are solstice can always cheer you up they will do whatever it take to make her friends happy. She is very selfless and generous to all others. She may be shy at first but once you get to know her she will be your best friend for life and always be the life of the party but at the same time never ever take the spotlight off of other people around her.

oh my god you are such a solstice

oh solstice you are stunning

by chicken nuggets432 November 3, 2018

Southampton Solent University

Southampton Institute with a face lift. Is in fact the second worst Uni in the UK (only because some other dump, didn't submit itself for inspection!)
Populated by 'Students of an Alternative Academia' (aka, Media Studies and Catering degrees)
A scar on the face of beautiful Southampton.
Also known as the 'dimstitute'

"I say good man, where's that degree you've acquired from?"

"It's from Southampton Solent University like!"

"Don't you mean the 'dimstitute'? FUCK OFF, you Gypsy, go find a job at Maccy D's!"

by Alasdair Weeks October 25, 2005