Soaring (verb)
The act of sitting around doing absolutely nothing. Usually in ones place of employment. Not to be confused with "skating" which actually requires some sort of effort to avoid job responsibilities ( i.e. excuses, hiding out, imaginary appointments, etc.) Soaring requires little to no intellectual capacity to master; infact you could be a ruh-tard and have your blackbelt in soaring. *WARNING* please assess workplace situation before attempting ( i.e. supervision, workload, and having a work place located in a warm location doesn't hurt) inability to properly assess work environment could result in loss of job and/or injury.
The act of sitting around doing absolutely nothing. Usually in ones place of employment. Not to be confused with "skating" which actually requires some sort of effort to avoid job responsibilities ( i.e. excuses, hiding out, imaginary appointments, etc.) Soaring requires little to no intellectual capacity to master; infact you could be a ruh-tard and have your blackbelt in soaring. *WARNING* please assess workplace situation before attempting ( i.e. supervision, workload, and having a work place located in a warm location doesn't hurt) inability to properly assess work environment could result in loss of job and/or injury.
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A sexual act in which a woman services three men at a time by spreading her arms out to replicate wings, giving two hand jobs while simultaneously giving the third man a blow job. Variations include the 5-man eagle, in which whilst performing the aforementioned task she also receives vaginal and anal penetration from two other men.
In popular culture: In A$AP Rocky's "Fuckin' Problems" featured artist Drake quotes "Drop down and get your eagle on"
"Did you see Becky last night? She was soaring high."
"I don't think I have the sexual capacity to perform the soaring eagle."
"Did you see Becky last night? She was soaring high."
"I don't think I have the sexual capacity to perform the soaring eagle."
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by C_Ville October 29, 2008
Get the Soaping Tits mug.When one cuts out the middle man of a regular wet willy and sticks their tongue directly into the persons ear, thus upgrading the moisture status of the willy from wet to soaking.
by Zach.pem October 3, 2020
Get the Soaking Willy mug.When a male runs naked at 15km/h towards his girlfriend whiles she is naked in doggy style, then colliding with her as he slips his penis in.
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A soaking rampage can happen after a break-up with a Mormon boy because a polygynous soaking relationship could not satisfy the needs of the girl (or vice versa). A soaking rampage can also spontaneously happen when visiting Salt Lake City.
A soaking rampage can happen after a break-up with a Mormon boy because a polygynous soaking relationship could not satisfy the needs of the girl (or vice versa). A soaking rampage can also spontaneously happen when visiting Salt Lake City.
After dating Ryan for so long, I'm going to Salt Lake City this weekend and going on a soaking rampage.
by Roger's Not Here December 9, 2022
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