Snurpes

To inhale a hit of marijuana then taking a shot of hard alcohol before exhaling the weed smoke.

"Did you see how crossfaded Corbin got?"
"Yeah man he was doing snurpes after snurpes after snurpes."

by Snurplife420 September 2, 2013

Slurplemuff

The slurplemuff is usually only saved for the grandest of occasions. It occurs when Whoopi Goldberg forcefully yet gracefully rips a huge wet fart directly in to Oprah Winfrey's douche bag thus creating the perfect slurpable mix of hot beefy butt stank and toxic muff sludge. Great for parties or simply as an alternative to anything you aren't willing to do.

YO! That slurplemuff was so good, it nearly melted my damn lips off! It was much better than country music ever was.

by bobo bumpkins January 27, 2020

Snurflefurg

A strange creature with an elephand trunk, a lions head, feather duster ears, a yellow tigers body with purple stripes, stubby noodle arms, long legz and a broom tail. these odd beast are easily offended by the smell or the mear mention of a fart. they will use their ears to fly to you and shove its trunk up your nose and suck out your brain like a juice box.

jimmy farted and now a snurflefurg is after him. love you jimmy!

by Snurflefurg January 8, 2021

snurdle

To steal in a jovial manner from one's friends.

Upon a friend getting out of his chair and going to the kitchen and then taking his chair. " Haha I have snurdled your chair!"

by Pij April 10, 2008

Slurple

Adjective

1. The resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your testicles when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. The color of an overly bruised nutsack hickey.

3. Purple as a result of slurping.

"The slurple area on balls is sensitive from tea bagging last night, so I try to avoid it touching my leg. It should clear up in a couple days."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

Snarple

A mix between a turtle and a snail.

An ugly person who looks like a mixture of a snail and turtle. Whose name is james. Snarple

by Jade2121 July 22, 2011

Snurkle

- A laugh sound made to mock or laugh at another's misfortune.

Don't snurkle and giggle at me, just because I'm stuck in little rock.

by Mozenwrarh February 5, 2012