Snorgtees

Annoying shit that constantly appears on the urban dictionary site advertising lame t-shirts.

Look at all of these damn snorgtees ads on this site.

by azawaq December 7, 2009

Snorgtees

A T-shirt company that makes some of the most retarded shirts ever to meet the presses. They have on them terrible jokes that are obviously trying to suck off of Internet humor, and stupid slogans and sayings with bad puns and very unclever irony. They slap their stupid advertisements all over Urban Dictionary, courtesy of Google Ads, which tries to target products to the right audience.

Some examples of Snorgtees terrible attempts at cool:

"WARNING: if zombies chase us, I'm tripping you!!!1!"
"Hedgehogs, why don't they just share the hedge?'

"Meh"

"That's what she said!!!11!1"

"Milk, I am your father"

"I was not aware that bird was the word"

Sheer crap.

by CPHOY December 22, 2010

SnorgTees enigma

the dicotomy of advertising a Tshirt with bacon written in it being used by a skinny chick

dude this ad is such a SnorgTees enigma.

by ILuvBacon January 31, 2010

snorgtees

A T-shirt company with absolutely no dignity or real sense of business prowess whatsoever. They merely take any quotable line from a movie, tv or pop culture scene and place it on a basic teeshirt, thus attempting to take advantage of the stupidity and consumption need of the average human, having them spend $15 on something that impresses no one and merely helps them stand out as "don't talk to me, I suck."

snorgtees are a tshirt that quotes a line from 'The Office' and makes unearned profits from it.

by Bangerlivas April 30, 2009

snarge

The residue smeared on an airplane after a bird/plane collision. The snarge is generally all that is left of the bird. Every day numerous samples are taken off of airplanes and sent in for DNA testing to help map out what kinds of birds are colliding with airplanes. Both the FFA and military have a vested interest in these results.

The DNA test on the snarge showed it was a pigeon.

by frick42 September 30, 2005

snorgtees chick

One of the several chicks that model the snorgtees shirts. Some are hot, some are not, and one has tits the size of beach balls.

Look at the tits on that snorgtees chick! I bet she could smother someone with those!

by Jim Fear May 27, 2010

Snorgasm

A power snooze function on an alarm clock vibrator that is worn in your panties and wakes you up with pleasure. Lets you have an erotic snooze.

"Oh man, I was 2 hours late into work today, I kept on hitting the snorgasm button".

by Tonyem November 14, 2011