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snuffleupagus

An uncircumcised human male penis, especially one with an excess of foreskin in the unerect state; a man who possesses such a penis. Short form is "snuffie(s)".

So-called after the namesake character on a children's show sporting a large, dangling snout.
Why do you hate Snuffleupagus so much! OK, quick poll, girls... Do any of you actually prefer snuffies?
by Ethan42 October 16, 2006
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Snuffleupagus Trunking

When two homosexual men wrap/rub their hairy balls together.
Yall are so gay, I bet when you go elephant trunking you do Snuffleupagus Trunking at the same time.
by ATXPLX August 22, 2008
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snufflefuck

I went on safari the other day. I saw these beautiful elephants and then I walked up to the elephants. So, I got this one's number, I took her out to this nice restaurant I know, and then one thing lead to another and then we were back at my place. I don't know how to put it politely but, well, she snufflefucked me. And it was hot.
by scrotie November 22, 2009
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Snuffleupagus

A male with a large to obscenly large foreskin.
Dude #1 " I wasn't circumsized"

Dude #2 " Snuffleupagus
by srgt splat October 30, 2010
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Snuffleupagus

The male equivalent of motor-boating. When one puts their head in a man’s crotch, while he is not erect, and wiggles one's mouth around the pack of meat, using tongue when it is seen fit. This should arouse the man and, once arousal occurs, an elephant trumpeting sound must be made to signal triumph.
Dante gave Randal a snuffleupagus last night. You could hear Dante trumpting from across the street.
by Bugga Bear March 3, 2009
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snuffleupagustress

Snuffleupagus
But with no pp
Yo snuffleupagus, is that your sister snuffleupagustress?
by CockroachEater98 August 14, 2019
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Snuffleupagus

When your partner falls asleep and you take a selfie with your cock and ball's over her face making a resemblance to Seasame Streets character of the same name.
Bro 1: Dude you have to see this pic I took of this chick I banged last night. Look...

Bro 2: Fuck man, she looks like Snuffleupagus, but dude I didn't need to see your dick.
by KnowItAll1979 May 7, 2022
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