People who freak out when it snows, forgetting how to drive their cars and generally acting like retards. This typically happens when it snows in the South, or when some fool from Florida visits Ohio in March.
by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015
Get the Snowtard mug.The act of shitting on another person usually for sexual pleasure, much like a golden shower.
It is intensified if the person giving has a bad case of violent diarrhoea.
It is intensified if the person giving has a bad case of violent diarrhoea.
by ChitBaker90 October 7, 2016
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When a sign language interpreter, usually from RIT, gives a bomb ass handjob, presumably bomb ass due to their mastery of hand movement
by WordMaker3000 January 15, 2019
Get the Rochester Snowstorm mug.1) A term that is used to describe what happens when one mixes seedy 80's porn and badly cut cocaine. The effects can be volatile, ranging from (but not limited to) dramatic loss of time, unquenchable dry mouth, rash, rugburn, and suddenly finding one's self at a local grocery nude and surrounded by onlookers/police officers. Dramatic, indeed.
2) Used loosely to describe a day which feels a lot like the above definition.
3) The aftermath of a vicious blackout or bender.
2) Used loosely to describe a day which feels a lot like the above definition.
3) The aftermath of a vicious blackout or bender.
1) "I got stuck in a Swedish Snowstorm yesterday. Dramatic!"
2) "I'm reporting to a new boss, I have to change schools, and it looks like I won't be going to the Netherlands afterall. Man, today was a real Swedish Snowstorm."
3) "This is the third Swedish Snowstorm for Jenny in a month. I think it might be time for an intervention."
2) "I'm reporting to a new boss, I have to change schools, and it looks like I won't be going to the Netherlands afterall. Man, today was a real Swedish Snowstorm."
3) "This is the third Swedish Snowstorm for Jenny in a month. I think it might be time for an intervention."
by [davidtomaloff] February 4, 2010
Get the Swedish Snowstorm mug.When, in the throes of ecstasy, a man ejaculates into a ceiling fan. This results in a glorious dispersal of seminal fluid known as a Michigan snowstorm.
A Michigan snowstorm can be performed in one's own company, with a lover, or even at a gathering of friends.
by Mixmaster J-Rok September 10, 2008
Get the Michigan snowstorm mug.A stinky snowstorm occurs when you take a crap and freeze your poop in order to form a dildo. Once the dildo is formed the girl then uses on her vagina in order to please herself sexually.
Last night my girlfriend told me she had a fever, so i gave her a stinky snowstorm as a way to cool her down.
by Og Nick Bobbington March 2, 2010
Get the Stinky Snowstorm mug.An orgy involving one woman, generally middle aged, and at least five guys. The men first abstain from masturbating or having intercourse for at least three days, in order to increase the potency and quantity of their ejaculation. The orgy begins when the men stand in a circle around the woman, who is kneeling on the ground. They proceed to circle jerk, ejaculating simultaneously on her head (so that she is covered in the "snow"). They then proceed to gang-bang the woman - pausing first to tweak on some crystal meth. Originated in Ft. MacMurray Alberta, where due to the oil sands there is a largely transient population of male workers (a.k.a rig-pigs), and relatively few females.
Rig-pig 1: How's it goin' eh? Did you bone that chick from the bar last night?
Rig -pig 2: Naw man, I had to share with my buddies. Showed her an Alberta Snowstorm.
Rig -pig 2: Naw man, I had to share with my buddies. Showed her an Alberta Snowstorm.
by Kabouter Weasley August 5, 2012
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