snorfling

A combination of sniffing, snorting, and truffling. Often used in regard to various body orifices, particularly ones below the belt.

Can also be done in a bed under the blanket or in the dark with loud grunting sounds.

Zooooomagawd, we came home drunk from the bar, and this guy was like totally snorfling my vadge. I had to smack him unconscious.

by hello world champion April 26, 2011

Snockling

To snort coke from the shaft of a man's cock.

Bloody hell George, this coke just isn't exciting any more - fancy a spot of snockling?

by d.eyebrows December 28, 2011

Snookling

having sex with someone, after you have convinced them you are just going to snuggle.

Grandma said no snookling while watching tv

by Grandma Banks March 31, 2012

snatch-snorkeling

A favorite sport among drunken college girls. Similar to muff-diving but you don't have to hold your breath as long. It's a novice sport... Usually lacking any sort of commitment and requires only alcohol and/or drug induced lesbian tendencies. A go to for the straight girl after a break-up.

Yeah, my Ex left Mydickland on a short vacation... I'm pretty sure she's just snatch-snorkeling and taking in the sights.... she'll be back soon enough..

by Vaginal-Voyager February 24, 2014

parallel snarking

1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.

2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.

1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."

Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."

2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?

Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."

by scatterfan September 16, 2009

snackling

pretty much the most amazing word in the world. It even has a specific day now. meaning basically anything optimistic. can be adopted to describe more things, eg.snackly, snackle ect.

why maxi, you're looking oh so snacklicious this morning.

me."and how might you be on this fine snackly day?"
him."snackling is not a word"
me."fuckyou"



HAPPY SNACKLING DAY.

by marmite. December 17, 2008

snarling dragon

This is actually an old english sport. it is when a man is getting head and right before he blows his load he crams the bitches head down on his cock and when she chokes on all the semen she blows it out her nostrils and makes a sound kind of like kenny g's saxophone

I say ol chap, that game of snarling dragon was splendiferous i had semen dripping for months!

by nut n butt June 27, 2004