This is the combined act of snoring and masturbating. Snorsterbation can be seen as a rare form of nocturnal myoclonus wherein the patient begins to masturbate after coming out of a cycle of snoring and then re-enters another cycle of snoring. This is similar to the effects of sleep apnea where the patient pauses breathing during sleep.
by seattle-brcac January 25, 2007
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"Snobsdale" has gained it's title by having both a name that was just asking for it and a population of people who have been completely invaded by commercialism, suburban sprawl, and completely cut off from the real world.
If you were to visit Scottsdale, AZ you would probably arrive at sky harbor airport. It would been wise to stick to the highways on the way to scottsdale, the 101 loop will get you there quick while enabling you to cruise high above the Maze of apartment buildings, gas stations, department stores, fast food restaurants, and bars. Before long you will arrive in alternate dimension where there are all the things you would see in the lower class areas but much much nicer. The fast food places have artwork, grocery stares have wood floors and are fully stocked and decorated for every holiday.
There is also no racism in "snobsdale" everyone gets there own Latino person to clean there 25 room house; black, white, asian, indian whoever. But it's not like the population isn't at least 97% white.
Scottsdale residents love their own community, the hundreds of giant churches are testament to that. Scottsdale residents are so dedicated to their community that they really don't know what going on elsewhere and can't be "forced" to save the crumbling public infrastructure in their state unless in has to do with scottsdale.
"Snobsdale" has gained it's title by having both a name that was just asking for it and a population of people who have been completely invaded by commercialism, suburban sprawl, and completely cut off from the real world.
If you were to visit Scottsdale, AZ you would probably arrive at sky harbor airport. It would been wise to stick to the highways on the way to scottsdale, the 101 loop will get you there quick while enabling you to cruise high above the Maze of apartment buildings, gas stations, department stores, fast food restaurants, and bars. Before long you will arrive in alternate dimension where there are all the things you would see in the lower class areas but much much nicer. The fast food places have artwork, grocery stares have wood floors and are fully stocked and decorated for every holiday.
There is also no racism in "snobsdale" everyone gets there own Latino person to clean there 25 room house; black, white, asian, indian whoever. But it's not like the population isn't at least 97% white.
Scottsdale residents love their own community, the hundreds of giant churches are testament to that. Scottsdale residents are so dedicated to their community that they really don't know what going on elsewhere and can't be "forced" to save the crumbling public infrastructure in their state unless in has to do with scottsdale.
"Let's not go to snobsdale, there is nothing to do but spend money on crap and get a ticket for being poor"
"I wonder where that ridiculous lime green exotic sports car is going...probably snobsdale"
"Why are the public schools in snobsdale still so crappy?" "Hahaha you go to public school?!"
"I wonder where that ridiculous lime green exotic sports car is going...probably snobsdale"
"Why are the public schools in snobsdale still so crappy?" "Hahaha you go to public school?!"
by The Pops May 8, 2014
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i was out deer hunting last year. it was colder than a witch's titty. i fell asleep and woke up with a big ol' snotsicle hanging down from my nose, yo.
by Dan Warhead August 14, 2003
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The little vertical trench that is between the nose and the edge of the upper lip. That thing that snot comes down when you cry.
by squidgit October 4, 2010
Get the Snotslide mug.A creature that is trapped in the oily depths of Sonic-drive in that has the unfortunate build of the head of a snake and the body of a horse. The creature gives off the stench or mildew when threatened, has dull yellow teeth that look like they're waiting in line to leave its mouth and travels by cube. Due to lack of education (and a few brain cells) the Snorse™ is easily threatened by even the least talented person and will put itself into Survival Mode if it's habitat is invaded by newcomers. Its usual method of attack (other than the horrible stench mentioned earlier) is being as petty as possible. If you can help it, avoiding the Snorse™ is your best option even though it's misfortunes are something that will bring you much laughter.
Kid one; "hey Billy, what happened to your long board?"
Kid two; "the Snorse™ took it after it chased me off its parking lot."
Kid two; "the Snorse™ took it after it chased me off its parking lot."
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