Pussy Snare

A Pussy Snare is a snare that attracts females and traps them. The type of Pussy Snare used is dependent on many factors such as these: what type of Pussy are you looking to catch? Old pussy? Young pussy? Fertile pussy? Cute pussy? Dumb pussy? Smart pussy? Lazy pussy? Skinny and or fat pussy? Lady pussy? Woman pussy? Tight pussy? Loose pussy? Hairy pussy? Bald pussy? White pussy? Black pussy? Yellow pussy? Red pussy? Tight young white girl pussy? Whatever kind of pussy you’re looking to snare, it will depend on the bait and type of trap. If you’re looking to snare a young Mexican tight pussy, try using the Pussy Snare model - 3 it looks like an ordinary border of the United States, but in reality it’s a Pussy Snare. Try Putting down an American flag or some tacos as bait. If you’re looking to snare a black pussy, I would suggest the Model - 2 snare, this snare looks like her ex boyfriend’s Xbox, but in reality it’s a pussy snare. As bait, use her ex boyfriend’s credit card. If you’re trying to snare some white girl pussy, (the trickiest of all mind you) use the model - 1 snare. This snare looks like a Starbucks, but in reality it’s a Pussy Snare use a Frappuccino or some kind of other fancy coffee as bait. If you’re looking to score some yellow pussy, use the model - 4 snare. This snare looks like a noodle shop, but in reality it’s a Pussy Snare Use a small dog in a small purse as bait. If you’re looking to snare some red pussy, don’t.

“I just finished setting up eight pussy snares today” - uncle Jimbob

by SoupCanHarry The hobo November 8, 2019

starseed

A person who believes that they are one of the following: a reincarnated extra terrestrial, a person who is descended from extra terrestrials, or an extra terrestrial on earth. (aliens people, aliens!)
Starseeds claim to be here for many diverse reasons, ranging from to save the planet from the horrible polluting people to help human beings ascend and become 4th dimentional.

"I'm a starseed," she said, "I'm going to help all the poor humans make this world a better place."

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

snapsex

the back-and-forth exchange of explicit pictures & video, aka sexting, via Snapchat

"Last night I couldn't leave the house so me & Samantha had snapsex."
"How'd it go?"
"It was pretty hot, dawg."

by lena_done-him January 19, 2014

snare drum

an instrument in the drumline that almost EVERYBODY wants to play. The drummers of these items usually are the cockiest and/or craziest guys in the line and their school, but their drum is always the only one on the field you can hear, so they have a right to be.

that one drum that's not vertical but is at times tilted to the drummer's right is a snare drum.

by drumline April 11, 2006

snarge

The bloody goo produced when an animal, usually a bird, collides with an aircraft.

Each day, the Smithsonian Institution's Feather Identification Laboratory receives about a dozen packages of snarge from around the country.

by Wookiee Sniper September 29, 2005

Snarted

Snarting is the involuntary act of sneezing and farting at the same time. The eligible criteria for meating the snarted definition is as follows:

1. The force of the fart must be equal to the sneeze, anything less is simply a snuff (a sneeze and a fluff)
2. The force of the fart must at least bring a tear to the eye, in extreme cases minor damage maybe caused to the anus.

The follow through of the fart does not qualify; this is known a sniting.

Andy sneezed and farted with such force that a tear ran down his cheek and his buttocks, he snarted

by Be4no February 23, 2015

snarvel

To consume at high speed, generally in large quantities.

"Snarvel" is most often applied to junk food or other highly desirable eatables-- Rarely, if ever, are brussels sprouts snarvled.

I can't believe you managed to snarvel that entire cake so fast.

by harpsdesire July 30, 2008