skave the skurtles

skave the skittles is sksksksk combined with save the skurtles

"skave the skurtles" - trashy white girl with a metal straw

by elcbhlkgi June 9, 2019

smartless

The opposite of smart.

That boy has limited intelligence. He is smartless. To not be smart.

by Mypalval February 25, 2017

Smartless

Lovely, casual, funny, loose interview-style podcast co-hosted by Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Smartless?

Person 2: Of course… love Bateman.

Person 3: Totally, Will is your typical Mitch Buchannon, Jason is the token nude. And sounds like Sean hilariously never changes out of his houtfit!

by NotTheHoff June 10, 2021

Smurple

The colour achieved by combining equal parts of Smurf and grape jelly in a blender.


Also: Smurpled Smurpling

Oh snap son, that boy's face almost turned smurple!

I think I need some sleep, all I see is smurple.

by A. Rothman April 4, 2004

smurple

something that really bothers people with it's smurplyness and you must tell to be quiet.

be quiet, smurple! or harsh decisions will be made.

by hanna is the sex. March 26, 2008

Smurten

To smurten means to make a mans face out of sanitary pads, most commonly named 'Paddy'

For a female Smurten, props such as a pretty pink can be added!
For male Smurtens, how about give your Smurten a stylish moustache!

Build up a collection, and make your very own Smurtenville!!!

Eugene: I'm soooOOo BORED!
Dexter: Me too friend. Hey! Why don't we make a smurten!?!?
Eugene: Heck yea! But what will we call it!?
Both: PADDY OF COURSE!!!!!!

by SirPadsAlot September 24, 2011

swurtle

Cool way of saying turtle

Hey swurtle

by Mustang1004 April 9, 2015