Smurphet

The most Gosu orc play on battle.net

omgomg im playing SMURPHET, im going to get PWNT by his superior SKILLZ

by #1 Smurphet Fan August 2, 2003

Smurphmobile

The automobiles driven by Smurphs. Also any blue car driven by an awesome person.

"Whoa! Did you see that awesome vehicle?"
"Yeah! It was a Smurphmobile!"

by BigBaller383 June 24, 2009

stumphung

Having nails driven through one's testicles into a tree stump, usually for impregnating someone's daughter.

I'd hit that, but I'd end up getting stumphung by her old man!

by snm77 March 12, 2011

Smurph Toe

A form of the foot condition "Neuroma".

Brian was having significant pain in his right foot, leading him to be concerned that he had a bad case of the Smurph Toe.

by Jon W. Baltimore January 22, 2014

Scumph

The accumulation of goop surrounding ones buss

Have you seen Chris?
Yea I think he washing the scumph from his BUSS

by ChristianLG June 1, 2021

Smurphy

Sperm that splashes and makes a mess.

He left his smurphy all over her face after she sucked him off.

by Coach Jackson December 2, 2021

Smurphy

Cutest 20 year old, will sell his ass for stripe of anything what’s goin, pulls mega camel normally only goes for the youngens

Just seen da smurphy on county injecting a black tar one

by Ste charlesworth 0151 LV2HS August 15, 2022