smuggable

A moment that allows someone to be smug, a 'smuggable' moment.

That was not smuggable.

by SteveAndJo April 25, 2017

smugmercial

A commercial that doesn't advertise anything specific but insults your intelligence. Usually has an actor or spokesperson talking up a product or industry that has earned a bad name.

Those "corn sugar" ads are such smugmercials.

by joeyjojoshabadoosr June 4, 2011

Sacramento Smegma Smooch

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.

"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"

by Pepe Silvia Barney October 3, 2012

Sugmatics

What you major in when you attend Sugma University.

Person 1: What are you going to major in college???
Person: I'm majoring in Sugmatics.

by Kauitsu June 13, 2022

smugass

An adjective describing someone who is incredibly smug, attaching the word “ass” for the dramatic emphasis, as in the case of using the term “bigass” when one wants to emphasize the bigness of something.

From the very beginning, the Trumpster has come across as an A1 smugass ignoramus.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2022

Full Body Smegma

An unfortunately common skin condition possessed by friends or roommates who, despite all their efforts of cleaning (if any), always smell fucking horrible. Their bedsheets are worryingly discolored yellow as a result of their nasty, cheese covered skin constantly being in contact with it, which in turn creates a reluctance for you to touch them. Like a boisterous drunk, a person suffering from Full Body Smegma makes their presence instantly known, but rather than being obnoxiously rude and loud, they bring a stench so gut punching that if you tried to breathe through your mouth to avoid the stench, you'd probably throw up instead.

Guy 1: "Dude, my roommate always smells like ass, he's nasty."
Guy 2: "If his skin's kinda greasy he probably has Full Body Smegma."
Guy 1: "You mean he has dick cheese all over his body?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty much."

by Sang-froid April 21, 2018

smegma breath

Bad breath caused by the continuous huffing of uncut, unclean cock.

That cock huff-er over there sure the fuck has some kicking smegma breath.

by CATHAIL September 14, 2006