smashed like joy

(n) a common phrase used by young men and women when influenced by alcohol and presented with the great effects of the depressant, the irony built in.

I was smashed like joy at the bar the other day, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up with a smile.

by sniki July 6, 2010

smashed out of your mind

when severely drunk, barely able to function

Man,you were smashed out of your mind!! you could barely tell me your name!

by Unanimous Chinchilla January 5, 2012

smashed it

when u do summet really good/cool

look at dat boy, he smashed it

by vicky March 19, 2005

a barrel full of smashed assholes

n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.

Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!

by Justice April 22, 2005

Face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man

Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

by Fishy Pie October 24, 2003

Smashed Bag of Assholes

1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.

2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.

1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.

2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!

by 4tuna August 23, 2014

A bag of smashed assholes

A person looks like a bag of smashed assholes
ie there really ugly

"man that girl looks like a bag of smashed assholes"

by Eric Renton May 6, 2006