smoothening

When EC2 Spot, Amazon's spare capacity compute at a discount, switched from bidding to max price. Cost-per-hour and instance interruptions both got smoother. Spot users were, and still are, as smooth as possible. Coined by an appreciative (and marginally hilarious) customer.

After The Smoothening, EC2 Spot customers saved even more on their cloud computing without even trying.

by daSteveCo June 10, 2021

smooshed Twinkie

A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.

Dude1: How was your weekend?

Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.

by SugmaFartz69 May 14, 2023

smoothener

Another word for the Erase tool in Photoshop. If you're a retard that doesn't have knowledge.

"I was photoshopping the other day, and my buddy told me to use the smoothener. I instantly called him an idiot, and proceeded to write this definition.

by CamMartians January 19, 2016

Smoothied

Anytime when you beat your opponent in the Madden football game by a score of 21 - 0. As soon as the score reaches 21 - 0, the game is officially over because your opponenet has littler or no chance of ever winning.

Player 1: "Man, you play like you have two left thumbs. I just smoothied you three games straight. If I keep beating you, I am going to force you to retire those crummy Bengals. "

Player 2: "I am going to bet you next game. I have the Eye of the Tiger now."

by Buckifan 33 April 19, 2010

The Smoother (drink)

Alcoholic drink made with Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Irish Crème', Coffee Liqueur, Chocolate Syrup, Whipped Cream, and a Maraschino Cherry.

When she gets fucked up on The Smoother (drink), her legs will "smooth" right open so you can fuck her brains out.

smooth smoother alcohol ice cream Irish crème coffee liqueur chocolate syrup whipped cream Maraschino cherry drink open legs

by She's Crafty September 6, 2013

blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear

the male genital..penis

whats for lunch? your having " blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear " !!!

by macmatty January 15, 2006

Smooshed

Getting drunk during a luncheon

I had 5 martinis at the luncheon. I was so smooshed!

by A. Hoang October 10, 2007