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Smoosh

To have sex with; to fuck

Past Tense: Smooshed

Also See: Smooshing
ie:

-What did you & that whooarh bag do last nite?
-Bro, We smooshed! ;)
by Pumpin-Pauly-G February 3, 2010
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Snoose Deuce Kaboose

"Snoos doos kuh-boos"
-noun; sexual act

1.) A sexual act in-which two women, resting on their hands and knees with their rear-ends pointing towards one another, engage in mutual masturbation, while two, equally-large, double-ended dildos have been inserted into the anus and vagina of both women, spanning the gap between their adjacent partner's anus and vagina, essentially connecting their rear-ends.

Snoose Deuce Kaboose
(A.K.A. The Snoose Deuce, A.K.A. The Deuce Kaboose, A.K.A. The Snizz Dizzle, A.K.A. "D-cube'd", etc.)
Guy1: "Hey bro, got any big plans for the weekend?"

Guy2: "Nah, just gonna hit up the bar. Probably gonna try and hook up a Snoose Deuce Kaboose with some phatties, lol."

Guy1: "Haha nice. Kinda like the Snoose Deuce Kaboose I hooked up between your mom and your sister last night??"

Guy2: "Yea.. kinda like that."
by hamking1 April 26, 2011
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Related Words
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smooshen

It's how you feel when you've consumed a large quantity of 3 hammers cider in a short amount of time.
Dan: Mate we've got loads of this cider left. Shall we get on the smooshen

Twiggy: Yeah man i'm definately half smooshed already.
by sicken October 25, 2009
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Smooshie Face

The name for the most smooshie of all smooshes. The face must smoosh so smooth and be so cuddly. You must grab the smoosh and smoosh some more.
Me: Hello Smooshie Face
Him: hi munchin lovers.
Me: can i smoosh you please?
Him: ohhhh.....
Me: :-)
by smooshiepumpkin June 18, 2010
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Smooke

amidst the morning smooke, I forgot to wear my pants
by boommmmmmmm June 12, 2018
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ken and smoove

ken and smoove is used for, when you’re in a situation where you see a duo that looks like a ken and smoove.
*walks by a blue and red toyota*
sara: look that’s ken and smoove !
mia: I CANT BREATHE

*sees ketchup and mustard*
ken and smoove !
by mira6789998212 August 15, 2022
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J-Smoove

Nickname for Josh Smith, rising star forward for the Atlanta Hawks, and 2005 NBA Dunk Contest Champion.
Hawks PA Announcer: "J-Smoove! With the jaaaaaam, oooohh jaaaaaam"
All 200 people in the crowd at Philips Arena: *stand up and make some noise*
by J-Smoove June 25, 2006
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