smooched the pooch

to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"

My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.

by Bky April 8, 2007

gooch smoocher

A homosexual male.

Chrithtopher wath a gooch smoocher.

by sbo August 18, 2011

goober smoocher

faggot, cockersucker, queer

Tom Daschle is a goober smoocher.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Get your bone smooched

Receive fellatio

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

Pickle-Smoocher

a Dick Licker or DilDoe Sucker like that Italian guy from Maine. Especially enjoys interspecies fellatio, and particularly likes donkey dicks, camel cocks, porcupine pricks, wallaby wangs, monkey members, and dog dongs of any breed. Hates cats.

Hey, did you see that pickle-smoocher, David Dil Doe's youtube video where he sucked off a seal in Scarborough?

by Davey Dil Doe December 26, 2011

pickle smoocher

a slang term for a cocksucker, homo, faggot,

Your a pickle smoocher. Yeah, i noticed you checkin out that guys ass, what are you a picklesmoocher. You got to be a picklesmoocher if you like speedo's on a guy.

by shwazwaz July 23, 2006

hiney smoocheroo

Hiney Smoocheroo was first coined by Pete Davidson on Saturday Night Live, April 25, 2020. Specifically, Pete explained the necessity of using this term because the language written on the New York City Health Department Memo was not appropriate for SNL and was subject to censorship. Hiney Smocheroo is the family friendly translation of municipal health department terminology for doing something sexual where the sun don't shine...

or put it another way, like a "man the moon".

Honey, don't give me no hiney smocheroo - not in quarantine! I don't want to eat shit and die!

Or like Dennis Hopper said on Blue Velvet: Hiney Smoocheroo? Fuck Corona! Pabst Blue Ribbon!!

by Bob Who April 26, 2020