Shwaz

The act of dificating, or to take a shit, take a crap.
I got to take a shwaz real bad. Damn I havent taken a shwaz that big in a long time, You breath smells like shwaz. Wholly Shwaz! I just shwazed my pants. you scared the shwaz out of me.
by shwazwaz July 20, 2006
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rusty trombone

The sexual act of eating a guys ass while giving him a handjob from behind.
Do you like to play the rusty trombone? You must be a master at playing the rusty trombone. That girl plays a mean rusty trombone. His lover played the rusty trombone.
by shwazwaz July 20, 2006
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butt darts

Those two guys look awfully gay, they must play buttdarts. I cant waite to get home to my girl and play a serious game of butt darts.
by shwazwaz July 20, 2006
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chinbag

Insulting term used in reference to a homosexual, a cocksucker, for short. coming from my ideal of the ball bag smacking against the chin., This is my own insult and it has adapted into my daily vocabulary.
you call a friend on the phone, and greet him with,"hey chinbag". Or "hey douche, your a real fuckn chinbag". Or. "Only a real chinbag would do something like that". You like to gobble tubesteak smothered in underwear you freakin chinbag.
by shwazwaz July 20, 2006
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pickle smoocher

a slang term for a cocksucker, homo, faggot,
Your a pickle smoocher. Yeah, i noticed you checkin out that guys ass, what are you a picklesmoocher. You got to be a picklesmoocher if you like speedo's on a guy.
by shwazwaz July 20, 2006
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