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Definitions by shwazwaz

pickle smoocher 

a slang term for a cocksucker, homo, faggot,
Your a pickle smoocher. Yeah, i noticed you checkin out that guys ass, what are you a picklesmoocher. You got to be a picklesmoocher if you like speedo's on a guy.
pickle smoocher by shwazwaz July 23, 2006
Insulting term used in reference to a homosexual, a cocksucker, for short. coming from my ideal of the ball bag smacking against the chin., This is my own insult and it has adapted into my daily vocabulary.
you call a friend on the phone, and greet him with,"hey chinbag". Or "hey douche, your a real fuckn chinbag". Or. "Only a real chinbag would do something like that". You like to gobble tubesteak smothered in underwear you freakin chinbag.
chinbag by shwazwaz July 23, 2006

butt darts

The act of anal intercourse.
Those two guys look awfully gay, they must play buttdarts. I cant waite to get home to my girl and play a serious game of butt darts.
butt darts by shwazwaz July 23, 2006
The act of dificating, or to take a shit, take a crap.
I got to take a shwaz real bad. Damn I havent taken a shwaz that big in a long time, You breath smells like shwaz. Wholly Shwaz! I just shwazed my pants. you scared the shwaz out of me.
Shwaz by shwazwaz July 23, 2006

rusty trombone 

The sexual act of eating a guys ass while giving him a handjob from behind.
Do you like to play the rusty trombone? You must be a master at playing the rusty trombone. That girl plays a mean rusty trombone. His lover played the rusty trombone.
rusty trombone by shwazwaz July 23, 2006