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Slash Dash

verb – the act of going to the toilet to urinate, especially if one is considerably desperate.
"I'm bustin', I gotta go for a slash dash"
by Magic Mungo May 15, 2010
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smashed up vag

A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.
Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.

I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.
by gibbo317 June 6, 2014
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Dome Smash

Dome Smash: To inflict damage upon a person's head (dome). Typically performed with an individual's fists and feet, more advanced techniques include exterior objects such as: poles, wood blocks, hammers and curbs. Similarly, there is a metaphorical dome smash. This is commonly used after a night of drinking to indicate serious intoxication and loss of memory.
Sonny Bono died from a severe dome smash upon a tree

I got my dome smashed pretty hard last night, after beer-bonging that 1/5 of vodka I don't remember anything
by Voldarath May 4, 2009
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Smash the backdoor down

A derogatory term for forcefully penetrating a woman anus with your erect member, ferociously and with conviction, then proceed to hammer away before ejaculating.
I'm gonna smash the backdoor down of that girl when I get her home.
by weirdalwankovich August 28, 2009
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Super Smash Bros. Melee

by bitten by bugs lots July 4, 2003
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slash pairing

A slash pairing is when you pair two or more male characters together.

The female version of that is called Femslash.
A: The only slash pairing I ship is John and Sherlock!
B: Sweet, I ship Ciel and Sebastian from Black Butler.
by xMinka June 21, 2014
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Muffin Slasher

Term used to describe a categorical serial killer of sexual intercourse. This guy will sleep with anything. He'll take it wherever and whenever he can get it. His psychological profile is limited to the simple question: do they have a vagina? He has no regard for his own sexual health, nor that of others. He dirties his glans in the pool of communal poon without a second thought. Has no standards.
Friend J: "Holy shit, I've heard Friend A took home another rotter last night."

Friend N: "He has no standards. I've heard he slept with Friends F and M too!"

Friend J: "That guy's a muffin slasher."
by Wrong Button October 1, 2014
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