Stiffy Smithy

Usually refering to someone who had such a boner it was like its an iron rod used by a black smith

Or a twat named Smith who got a boner in public

Person one, Oi oi look smithy got a boner
Smithy,bigger than urs
Person one, we were talking about you nan and u got stiffy smithy

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi May 10, 2020

smithy the toad

Smithy the toad was once a man with a large penis, he then go turned into a toad. When this happened he kept the long penis and his been blissed with hoes all of his life as a toad. He cannot walk very well hard or flimsy, but can fuck like a full grown man

Smithy the toad's erection is 10 inches long.

by Patty December 10, 2004

Smithy

A total asshole with the last name smith. Will talk shit about anything.

I met this guy at the bar last night he was a total smithy.

by Pipicit June 4, 2018

smithy

MY BeST FRIEND ANd SPAIN BUDDY!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"hey! Smithy!"
"yeah???"
"SPAIN!!!"
"YAY"
"Wheeeeeeeeeee"

by Rocola June 26, 2004

Smithybooooooy

Someone who gets all the ladies no matter where he goes. Typically very good looking and when it comes to video games, he clutches almost all the time. When it comes to a night out, you can always count on this legend to wing man you.

Lad 1 " I heard smithybooooooy, the man the myth, the legend got lucky last night...LEGEND."
Lad 2 "Even though it was my twin sister, I canny mind to be honest."

by Smithybooooooy May 11, 2016

Smithy Sanchez

You may have heard of a dirty sanchez but this is much more filthy. It's when you find out a player isn't playing in a forthcoming fantasy gameweek and you transfer them out for someone who is. Despicable behaviour

Smithy: "Phew, just transferred out an overpriced underperforming midfielder because he's not in the starting XI tonight"

Everyone: "Wait, what, have you just pulled a Smithy Sanchez?"

Smithy: *feels guilt for the rest of time*

Cecil: "Push the lion button"

by MarkNortherns June 2, 2018

smithyes

a smithyes is a sweaty little fatty from england, he never gets any and farts way too much.

friend 1- whats that smell?
friend 2- i think it was smithyes

by Gibbbbbbbo October 21, 2019