smithisize

To put a false spin on local job growth when there is, in fact, no such growth in any desirable sector. Smithisizing is necessary to raise morale and keep the few people with money from fleeing.

We need to smithisize these stats. Say we had 400 new jobs in the tourism sector. The public must never know it is really a handfull of raspa carts, some old Mexican women selling tamales door to door, and a fruit stand.

by The Munro May 9, 2005

Smirthwaite

put after a name, meaning large penis bigger ego

hard to examplate smirthwaite

by jaspar32 December 10, 2009

Smarthistory

Someone who is insanely smart in Art History.

I like to show off my knowledge of smarthistory when i go to the Met Museum.

by Rococothund3r October 21, 2010

Shirthing

Accidentally giving birth while defecating.

My wife avoided taking crap right before labor for fear of shirthing.

by STAJ2000 February 28, 2011

Smirching

To look down upon in a condescending way especially in the instance of mistakes in grammar and language misuse. A derogatory rebuttal primarily used by the illiterate, uneducated, and under or unappreciated genius.

"Yo tyrrany under any democracy ain't no joke. Black lives matter. Don't no fools they take us for."said hassym. "your language usage is attrociously obscene." Said Robert. Hassym answered back, "yo don't be smirching."

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

Smrithika

A girl who is super nice and pretty much an amazing friend! And its a feminine name.

I wish i could be like smrithika! shes so nice

by Lemon_bobaa October 12, 2021

Smirti

A Smirti is usually distant if you don’t know her, but once you get close to her, she can be one of the best friends/relationships you’ll ever have. She can make you laugh, and just feel good while being around you. Once you get close to her, don’t lose her. She will be an amazing person to know, and can easily make you happy.

I’ve always wanted to know a Smirti

by Bhtghrt February 12, 2022