Shiftposting

To post memes / shitpost while you are at work

Can be written as Shi(f)tposting

Person 1: What were you doing during your shift?
Person 2: Nothing much, just some shiftposting.
Person 1: It seems you have nothing to do.
Person 2: Yeah
Person 2: *proceeds to shiftpost once again*

by Gottchabeach May 22, 2023

tyler sift

A parody of "Taylor Swift" used on TikTok, most commonly used in a sound naming parodies of her albums.

Tyler Sift, Fearful, Steak hou-ouse, Bobby Fla-a-a-a-y, 1972, revelation, Liver, fork, elena of avalor

by RealOvergreen November 30, 2021

sifter

this is a term describing a person who picks and chooses his jobs usually taking the gravy work for himself and leaving the shity work for all the others picking through the pile or whatever

he was picking through the pile of work orders so he could find the car he would flat rate the most time in the least time and when they caught him they said hey dont pick through the pile you fucking sifter

by [e-mail] November 19, 2007

Will Smif

The way Will Smith pronounces his own name.

"Hey whats up everyone it's me, Will Smif."
-Will Smith

by rectangle March 6, 2009

control shift n

Control Shif N: Masturbation

Back story: In google chrome this is the short cut for incognito mode, a mode that doesn't track history. it can be used to hide porn in your browsing history.

person 1:wow Caleb has been gone a while
person 2: he might be control shift n ing

by sigma February 26, 2013

Shifty

In hiphop, a skinny handsome man with an extra long dick.

Jim's so well liked by the ladies, cause he's a shifty. Fatty not so well.

by Cattlerider January 15, 2017

Shreve Shifting

To manually shift the gears in an automobile with an automatic transmission.

Quit the Shreve Shifting, will you? Who do you think you are...Richard Petty?

by P. Funk December 20, 2010