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Smeepole 

Two penises getting blown by the same mouth at the same time, while both penises are intoxicated. Alcohol, marijuana, or both can lead to the intoxication.

Note: Races may occur to see who erupts first, because the slower of the two will have the others victory juice on his manhood.
Matt: Yeah, I guess they got a Smeepole by that one chick.

You: That is so fucking gay man. What were they thinking?

Matt: Well they weren't. I'd be surprised if they were awake for it.
Smeepole by Cocktits McGee March 30, 2011
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When your so tired of all yo bitches all you can think about is getting so drunk you forget you name
I wanna get so smept right now, shaniquas is being needy as fuck
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Godless Serpent 

An otherworldly creature that shouldn't have the liberty of walking amongst mere mortals due to its actions or words.
"Go make me a damn sandwich, you godless serpent!" The godless serpent releases an uncontrollable struggle and proceeds to complete its duty.
Godless Serpent by mtalbs5 May 15, 2011

Baby Sherpa 

A flaccid Millennial dad with no job who roams around town carrying numerous infants.
Did you see that Baby Sherpa at Starbucks? I hear he has a PHD in psychology but is staying home with the kids.
Baby Sherpa by GlamorousMisanthrope September 27, 2019
A police officer; named after Frank Serpico
Whoa!! Get your hands off me Serpico!
serpico by Jay and Silent Bob September 6, 2003

Serpent Queen 

in Riverdale, The Serpent Queen is Elizabeth Cooper. Many of you could get confused thinking it's Cheryl Blossom, but she's not.

The explanation is easy. Jughead Jones is the Serpent King, so it'd make no sense that his Queen was Cheryl. Plus, Betty did a lot of things for the Serpents, such as an initiation process, helped them in numerous occasions, and let's remember her mother used to be a Serpent.
Person: Did you watch Riverdale last night? Betty was amazing!
Me: YES SLAY MY SERPENT QUEEN
Serpent Queen by ilyreinhart October 12, 2018

web sherpa

An individual who always finds the coolest and newest things on the internet and shares them him his friends. The person always guide his friends tonew things on the internet.
Fitz just sent me this link to the coolest video I have ever seen, he is truly a web sherpa.
web sherpa by lazaro November 6, 2005