Smellfies

Pictures taken of oneself while pooping, usually on the upper body only. Often uploaded to social media such as Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and/or sent to friends via Whatsapp, Wechat, BBM, etc.

Girl: "Here let me send you some pictures."
Boy: "Omg did you just send me a bunch of smellfies?"
Girl: "Ugh how did you know I'm pooping..."
Boy: "Cause I see the toilet you dumb kunt."

by Bking604 January 27, 2014

Smellantitus

A condition where everything smells like fart

I’ve had smellantitus since I’ve entered the room.

by 4LucksSake April 4, 2019

smellfie

To take a selfie while shitting on a toilet. Usually used to show off how nice of a place you frequent to empty your bowels.

Guy1: Dude, I heard your favorite restaurant is closing down.
Guy2: Yeah, but it's ok. I got to take one last smellfie in their amazing bathroom.

by ZorionDragon November 3, 2014

Smellancholy

An odour which elicits a feeling of gloom or depression.

As I sat in the hospital waiting room for my colonoscopy, the smellancholy was overwhelming.

by DClark22 September 25, 2010

smellies

Word used to describe third country nationals working abroad (specifically Indians) who don't use deodorant, don't shower for days on end, and smell terrible.

I like the skinnies in Africa a lot more than the smellies in India.

by quick_flex November 15, 2007

Smellies

A girl's underwear which has an odor or nasty smell to it. Often said in relation to an unattractive girl.

Guy 1: Who is that chick?

Guy 2: I don't know ,but it looks like she is wearing some smellies.

by oqensel December 13, 2010

smellie nellie

A frozen piece of poop in the shape of a penis used for his/her pleasure

Turns out the guys were using frozen pieces of poop to pleasure themselves, called then smellie Nellie's

by cstott519 November 3, 2018