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selflish

To do something selfless for selfish reasons.
John is so selflish, the only reason he helps out at the soup kitchen is because he wants to get in Jane's pants.
by DampeS8N April 30, 2008
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passive selfish

Being selfish in an unobvious and sneaky way.
“Britney is being passive selfish when she purposely buys that disgustingly healthy kombucha ice cream so no one dares to eat it - she wants it all for herself.”
by 0abs March 25, 2023
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SmallishBeans

A follower of Jeremyism (not a cult) Also a YouTubed or whatever, He built the church of Jeremy.
Jeremy: yuh
Joel: YE SYES YES GO YOU POP OFF QUEEN YESS SISTER WORK IT !
Lizzie: I want a divorce

Scott: what the actual fawk-
Joey: mhm...
Meghan: murderer
Callum: Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy

Smallishbeans 🌚
by Donkey Jeremy October 6, 2020
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Selfish

When he doesn't share shrimps with you
Barù you're selfish
by IlParagnosta April 8, 2022
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Salty Shellfish

A female's vagina aka snatch after a long day at the beach. The Salty Shellfish is noted by its aromatic qualities including an amalgam of sea water, sweat, vaginal juice, sand and dripping sunscreen and tanning oils.
Dan: Where is your girlfriend today?
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
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Selfish Bitch

Common names for selfish bitches are: Kate, Katie, Alex and most commonly, Eileen. Selfish bitches are always at the centre of trouble and will break their necks to hurt someone else. Selfish bitches have alot of enemies and use their friends for things they may need. Selfish Bitches usually slyly escape punishment and make there-self look like the victim. Selfish bitches will hurt their family and lie to them if it gets them what they want. Selfish Bitches stop at nothing to hurt their enemy. Selfish Bitches are fat,smelly, ugly bitches and are hated by everyone, probably including their family!
Person1: Wow! That womans fat ugly and smelly! Is that Eileen?
Person2: Yeah, shes such a fat,selfish bitch!
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selfish-twat

A self absorbed bitch that always believes they are right.

That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.
That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.

La-Tasha yelled at her husband when he did not bring her home fried chicken from the market.
by A_REAL_AssHOLE May 15, 2014
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