smegmometer

a device used to measure the amount of smegma build-up within the foreskin of an uncircumcised male penis

"Dude, can i borrow you smegmometer? I feel like it's starting to build."
"Yeah bro, it might be time for spring cleaning."

by Beta Rho January 26, 2009

Seemore

Refers the an instance where your Facebook post has greater length than will appear in the news feed, and results in the blue texted tag "see more".

To run on too long, over explain, divulge too much, bore your "friends" to tears with excess information.

I had so much to say in my status that I seemored four times yesterday.

by SpaasCadet March 20, 2011

smeem

A smeem could refer to any animal in its young stage of life, such as a kitten or a puppy. Smeems are usually very cute and cuddly, those most men with balls wont admit this.

"Thou art in posession of a smeem of hope and light" ::points to her cat::

by Neokun July 8, 2005

skeemo

a emo kid that skates

no your not an emo, your a skeemo

by kloppers March 5, 2007

smemory

When a smell brings back a memory.

Having a smemory of a person, place, event, or thing by a smell unique to that moment or time.

by Desarae Lang May 12, 2009

Smegmomit

When someone vomits after experiencing ball cheese

I smegmomitted after not being able to get past the taste of his cheesy balls

by Swagman and Dimple December 10, 2009

Smegmonster

An obese male or female who's genitals are so filthy they should probably be put through a car wash.

I'm going on a blind date tonight, I hope it doesn't turn out to be another Smegmonster!

by Brian The Snail March 18, 2013