Smasherbate

masturbating while driving and accidentally crashing into a car accident.

Bob's bank account is empty after is smasherbated into a mercedes benz.

by AsianLemonCrayons October 13, 2015

Sadsterbate

The act of pleasuring yourself while crying

When I'm sad I can use my tears as lubricant when I sadsterbate

by Mainnbbitchh August 16, 2018

Smashturbate

Smashturbate:
verb.
The action that takes place post partaking in a few rounds of the popular video game, Super Smash Brothers Ultimate, with a party of 2 or greater, where one is continuing, after all have ceased, lustfully towards gameplay, causing ya homie to play against the computer. and get fucked.

Ex: Bruh did you hear? Aubrey told me that Brian totally smashturbated last night. His joker sucks.

by sweaty stinky hot men and swea December 6, 2019

Later Masterbater

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."

Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010

Smashturbate

at a young age when a boy get his first boner and does not know what to do so he smashes it in between the fridge door

i smashturbated until it turned red and my mom caught me.

by Paul, not the one from KS March 18, 2011

MASTERBATERIFIC

damn sexy

you are damn sexy if you're MASTERBATERIFIC

by Pianochiick December 18, 2010

masterbater

Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.

Ed is a masterbater and will masterbate at anytime he can.

by Grim January 20, 2005