Smart

You're not smart before you realise that you are stupid.
Because the more you know abaut one thing - The more you understand that you don't know about other things!

Then you realise that you are dumb! And you are therefore a smart kid!
by Påsan March 16, 2009
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Smart

Adjective added to make something sound new, trendy, or better when it's really just the same warmed-over crap.

Way overused these days, to the point of being corny.

Example: Smart Cars, Smart Timer, Smart investing, Smart menu
Marketing: Look, it's the new Smart Car.
Really: An engine on a cheap plastic chassis selling for 18K. More cheaply made than the 9K Chevrolet Aveo.

Marketing: This new Smart timer turns can turn your lights on when dark.
Really: Nothing more than a fancy light-sensor. They've been around for 50 years.

Marketing: ING direct is a smart way to invest your money.
Really: Just a bank CD. No smarter than any other bank CD. Only called "Smart" to mask the hidden fees.

Marketing: Behold the new Dunkin' Donuts Smart Menu.
Really: Formerly known as the low-fat menu. Now it's somehow "smart."
by Uncle Lance March 19, 2009
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Intelligent; marked by intelligence; a guided bomb as in a SMART bomb.
The SMART bomb hit the target with pinpoint accuracy.

Samir Mohan is smart.
by BOLt November 28, 2004
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This kid is really smart
by SAMIFOGPORDC April 01, 2019
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smart

To be fucking retarded. If somebody calls you smart, you probably did something stupid or said something stupid.
Tim: George W Bush is a competent human being.
John: you’re fucking smart. Jesus christ
by Left_Nut69 March 10, 2020
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Smartful

One who is smart and intelligant,
A smart or intelligant remark
by Gaventar January 18, 2010
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someone who is clever but also a little bit cool
wow George thats so smart the way you figured out that tricky problem
by de boss March 01, 2017
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