smamered

Half way between smashed and hammered.

"Oh man I was so smamered last night that was bitchin crunk juice"

by Lynnnnnn January 18, 2008

Smallened

The act of having something reduced in size.

Von Miller had his ears smallened after the 2016 superbowl.

by jerpaw August 28, 2016

smallridge

a word commonly used in the southwest of england (mainly plymouth) to describe an individual with a small penis or scrotal region.

timmy: lets cross the road and take the piss out of that smallridge

by mopp March 8, 2009

bigger the hands smaller the dick

It's simple. Everyone has known this since the caveman days. The bigger your hands are, the smaller your dick is.

john: Yo have you heard how big his hands are?
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.

by alberteinstein69420666 October 21, 2019

smammered

a term that refers to being completely fucked up, dont know where you are, and or high.

"i was completely smammered last weekend"

"lets go get smammered!"

by TheDaggerBitch October 4, 2011

Smammered-hammered Dick

1. When your so drunk you cant get your dick hard
2. When you so drunk you cant get and erection

Yo last night I was going down on this girl but i had Smammered-hammered Dick so nothing happened

by AG,JF,BC,LM November 9, 2012

getting smaller and smaller

Said of a person who is becoming less and less intellectually coherent ( not because of mental health but due to the oral garbage they spew) and therefore losing their intellectual relevance and appeal to the masses.

Gavin Newsom is getting smaller and smaller according to Greg Gutfeld

by Uncle Dimma March 11, 2021