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Smell yo dick

(v.) 1. to call into question another's fidelity 2. an investigative method using the olfactory system to determine if a boyfriend has been with another woman
Girlfriend: "Where you been? You know what time it is, fool?"

Boyfriend: "Chill, I was out with the fellas!"

Girlfriend: "Ah-uh, fool! You were out with bitches, weren't you? Let me smell yo dick!"
by Noam Chumpsky April 27, 2008
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peussie smell

a smell that comes from any object with the color of purpulish/brown, or brownish/purple. Originating from the word 'puce' and meaning something downright nasty in look and smell. If an object has a peussie smell, then it's best not to eat it.
During the performance at the opera, I notice a woman looking very uncomfortable and having that peussie smell. She departed before the final curtain and ran to the ladies room! She even looked like Princess Peussie.
by Kurt Steinberg December 28, 2007
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Tomboy smell

A girl who smells like any combination of sweat , bleach , carbonated soda , sweets or anything dirty because their into more than just the typical girly regime
Dude what happened to your sister , she's got a serious case of tomboy smell , I know that's why I like her
by Faithmoriahfaith May 15, 2016
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Buffet Smell

The irrepressible musk that hangs heavy in the air around a buffet table, a pungent odour composed primarily of suitably aired scotch eggs, essentially meatless sausage rolls, pies of indiscernible filling, crisps inexplicably spread across a paper plate and cups of sugarless carbonated fruited pop, usually cherry flavoured. Can cause nausea, particularly when hungover.
'Jesus, I just got hit with the buffet smell when I walked in, I think I have to leave'

'What's with the rancid buffet smell in here?'

'Ian, can you eat your scotch eggs, sausage rolls and pickle pork pie somewhere else? It smells like a buffet in here.'
by ianettegubbins July 18, 2012
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Oh, Moses, smell the roses

Oh, Moses, smell the roses. She's cheating on you!
by Genku July 29, 2003
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imagine the smell

A 4chan catchphrase that people tend to say when they see something really sexy or really disgusting. Sometimes said as a joke, sometimes creeps say it semi-seriously as a genuine expression of sexual interest. It is often said in relation to either a picture of a female rear end or a woman spreading her legs, clothed or not.
*picture of female asshole on /b/*
anon 1: imagine the smell
anon 2: I bet it smells like vanilla and cinnamon
by Fandyus August 4, 2021
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LAN party smell

The way your computer usually smells after a LAN party.

Although this also goes for massive LAN parties, it's especially appliable for private LAN parties.

When you are playing with friends at private LAN parties, they are most of the time held in relatively small rooms with bad air ventilation (like garages or living rooms). Sitting with at least eight people in a small room breathing the same air with running computers for a whole night long gives the air a nasty smell. When you are in it yourself you don't really notice it (ever been in a bar?). When there are smokers there (this is in 99% of the cases true) it makes it a lot worse.

Computers circulate air trough the case with fans to cool the components inside. If your computer runs all night in an enviroment like that, it has circulated a lot of that air trough it. So, the next day when you come home and turn your computer on for the first time, you'll get a blast of nasty air out of the back of the case. Usually it takes at least 2 days of full running time before it disappears.
example 1: Man, it's been a week and my computer still has that LAN party smell.

example 2: When i turned my computer on for the first time after that LAN party i had to throw my windows open because of the LAN party smell.
by dickkwikkwek January 2, 2007
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