Smack my ass and call me Johnny!

1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"

2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.

1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"

2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.

by Reepacheep March 29, 2011

National ass smacking day

April 12 is national ass smacking day. You can grab anyone’s ass and get away with it.

Today is national ass smacking day so smack that girls ass hard

by EatShitDonaldTrump43 May 25, 2018

Smack your gf’s ass

Smack your girlfriends ass on November 23! At the park, school, or anywhere.

Smack your gf’s ass day, a day you get to smack your girlfriends ass and get away with it.

by Have a little fun in life. November 17, 2019

Smack-ass

To signal a sentence with mournful intentions

I'm going to smack-ass bang that dude

by The dumb kimbo June 14, 2017

National Smack ass day

December 6National Smack ass day Walk to any girl/guy and smack their ass

National smack ass day means you can hit anyones butt
smack means hit and ass means butt and national means around the world

by Steph..323 December 4, 2021

Smack ass Tuesday

Gotta grab/smack ass day so girls don’t get mad when you get ya ass smacked or grabbed

Today’s smack ass Tuesday

by K.O.S_Naz May 25, 2021

Smacked ass

The name of the guy in a relationship where a chick is just using the guy she’s with but he thinks she loves him

“Man - if that guy only knew how she really felt about him ….. he’s such a smacked ass!”

by MollyRust September 20, 2022