alpine slucking

The act of fornication as carried out on a sled speeding down a hill. Sledding on a steep incline is not recommended, and the participants risk the threat of serious injury. Just another way to heat up your sex life in those chilly winter months. Common in Norway.

Sledder 1: What the fuck is on that sled?

Sledder 2: Oh, just your aunt and uncle alpine slucking.

Sledder 1: ...

by fornicatia January 4, 2010

slurder

V. To murder someone solely because they are a slut.

I caught my wife in a threesome, boinking the mailman and my cousin, so I slurdered her.

by Ravyn February 9, 2005

Myrtle Creek Skurk

The Myrtle Creek Skurk- anyone who's come in contact with the swamp donkey Skurk and finds themselves with a burning, itchy, peppercorn feeling, cottage cheese drippin, sewage stench coming from their vagina, then you and your man have been had by the Skurk. And should seek immediate medical attention. CAUTION: Do NOT leave her alone in your home or with your man or you will lose all and gain the gift that keeps giving. This is the reason you should always use the toilet seat covers in public bathrooms and private ones if she's been to your home. She's a scab on the ass Crack of humanity that will surely turn into a scab that won't go away on yours and your mans asscracks.

My friend had to go to the doctor because her boyfriend cheated on her with Amber and gave her the Myrtle Creek Skurk.

by RaevynRae August 30, 2021

c slur

chink don’t say it if you aren’t asian

he called me the c slur earlier bc he’s a lil bitch boy

by flopspotsux January 23, 2021

Slunky

(adj.) Used when bringing attention to something that is mischievous, naughty, busted, dank or hit. Slunky is a substitution word, and can be used in either a positive or negative connotation. One can interpret the connotation of slunky based upon tone, context and emphasis.

ie. "Mia is heading to Pat's tonight." "Ayeee that slunky."

"That party last night was reaaaaal slunky."

"He pull skinny ergos." "Oh, shit so he slunky?"

by 3,4,5 PythagoreumTripleMansour October 2, 2017

slorking

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

by Kuuler September 26, 2004

slurggle

the noise a wet fart/shart makes while you are sitting down

I don't know what was more embarrassing, having to leave the Mexican restaurant for new slacks after sharting or the loud slurggle that got everyone's attention

by bamasa37sb34 April 28, 2011