slump

Someone who wears their clothing in a disheveled, unkempt, stylishly raggedy manner. Most common of the 'stoner' populous.

I wish I didn't look so slump.
You're slump as fuq.
He looks slump.
ect...

by mishee August 13, 2011

Slump

A sex position where the penis is inserted through the nostril.

Hey Becky why don't you come over to my place so I can give you some Slump.

by My Apple ringo April 5, 2017

Slump

a slump is some one who is bigger than normal and ugly

Shut up you Slump!!!

by Panda1993 August 18, 2012

Slump

Going long periods of time without receiving any action from the opposite sex. It commonly begins after having a slumpstarter after you are on a hot streak and commonly ends with a slumpbuster, which should change your luck around.

I hooked up with a fat bitch six months ago. I have been in a slump since. I better find another fat bitch so this comes to an end.

by SJD WOOD August 20, 2007

Slump

To sit on your toilet while taking a shit to stare at a picture with an expression with extreme discomfort, pain, and anger.

Man: Yesterday when I was on the toilet I was slumping very hard at a picture of Frankenberries.

by Slumper1234 July 3, 2011

Slump

Ugly or wack.

Yo that teacher was mad slump (wack) today.

by Murdab January 11, 2010

Slumpness

The act of being hella slumped

"God she really hit the highest level of slumpness" "my slumpness is out of control man"

by jnbottyFbI October 29, 2018