Kentucky Slugger

When your having sex with a coked out whore and she asks you to punch her in the face during sex.

Guy1: DUDE!!!... I was with this haggard bitch last night and she asked me to "kentucky slugger" her!! HA HA HA

Guy2: WHAT!?!?!? Whata whore!!! HA HA HA!!... Did you??

Guy1: FUCK YEAH!!!!

by fuglytattoosonmyface July 26, 2009

Louisville Slugger

Perhaps the most famous brand of baseball bat in the world. Beloved among office drones for that scene in Office Space when the three heroes take their infamously misfiring printer out into a field and bash it apart with said bat.

To beat the holy hell out of someone or something with a Lousiville Slugger (or any kind of bat) is "to go Louisville" on them/it. Example:
"Christ, did you see them go Louisville on that printer?"

by Scott Lanway October 14, 2004

Louisville Slugger

A wooden, classic baseball bat with a large iron (preferably rusty) nail protruding from the barrel of the bat. The barrel of the bat is usually the thicker end of the bat.

yea, good thing i got mi louisville slugger!!

by L-to the-O-to the-L September 15, 2010

San Jose Super Slugger

Start out by renting a hotel room. Then, kidnap a midget and drug him, preferably with some roofies. If the roofies arent available, slam his head into a door. Be careful as to not have the doorknob hit him in the temple or it could cause instant death. With the midget unconscious, call a pimp and order a hooker. A black one with an attitude will work the best. When she gets to the room, make sure you are well hidden. As she walks in, hit her over the head with a hammer and knock her out. While she is out cold, penetrate all of her orifices a few times over. Bonus points are awarded if you can fuck her pussy, ass and mouth 3 times each, blowing a load each time, and having the hooker never awaken. Upon completion, tape a wooden nickle between her tits. Drag the midget into the room and drape his arm around her. Go outside and hide in the bushes and wait for the angry hooker to awaken. She will call her pimp in disgust. While the pimp is on the way, the midget should awaken. When the pimp arrives, he will have the hooker hold the midget while he plays hard ball with the midgets head. If done correctly, with one swing of the bat, the pimp will send the midgets head deep into the center of town, thus pulling off the San Jose Super Slugger.

Oh man Dean, the other night I did it, I pulled off a San Jose Super Slugger!

by captain commode October 10, 2009

pooiville slugger

poo-ee-ville slugger. The act of shitting into a sock and then slapping it across a womans face during sex.

The bitch was complaining that I was humging her too hard from behind, so I gave her the pooiville slugger.

by soused April 13, 2007

Louisville Slugger

A man who prefers to drink his whiskey "neat."

Seamus is not a mixed drink guy; he's a real Louisville Slugger.

by Nora O'Shaughnessy September 26, 2005

Muslim Slugger

Someone of middle-eastern origin (not always affiliated with Islam) who uses their sand sleaze to score a perfect six at a party. Often wears a silk/satin shirt

Bro did you see Ajmar score that butter face last night? He's really a muslim slugger!

by reallifedefz May 16, 2016