Ocala, Florida
The best hangout location is the public library, where you will find 50% of high schoolers on the weekends.
Seriously, I'm not joking.
The best hangout location is the public library, where you will find 50% of high schoolers on the weekends.
Seriously, I'm not joking.
Old man: Did you see those crazy teens putting on zombie makeup in the LIBRARY?
Crazy teen: What else do you expect us to do in Slowcala?
Crazy teen: What else do you expect us to do in Slowcala?
by Chulalalaaaa September 10, 2012
Get the Slowcala mug.We were waiting to go to the club while Drew was getting ready, slow jackin it for an hour.
You better not be slowjackin it while we are gone.
We would have been here earlier, but Andrew was slowjackin it all day.
You better not be slowjackin it while we are gone.
We would have been here earlier, but Andrew was slowjackin it all day.
by thefort June 24, 2007
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Get the slowmotion mug.A snowman that has liberated himself from the everlasting torture of wearing a fake smile made of coal.
Any snowman that has no mouth or who's mouth is shaped in such a way that it makes the snowman look serious, is a serious snowman.
A Serious Snowman is a snowman that you will not want to venture too close too. The serious snowmen are notorious for being overly violent and territorial, especially towards smiling snowmen.
note: Any normal snowman can be converted into a Serious Snowman at any point in its lifespan. There have been occurrences where entire neighborhoods of snowmen have been converted into Serious Snowmen by radical snowman rights activists.
Any snowman that has no mouth or who's mouth is shaped in such a way that it makes the snowman look serious, is a serious snowman.
A Serious Snowman is a snowman that you will not want to venture too close too. The serious snowmen are notorious for being overly violent and territorial, especially towards smiling snowmen.
note: Any normal snowman can be converted into a Serious Snowman at any point in its lifespan. There have been occurrences where entire neighborhoods of snowmen have been converted into Serious Snowmen by radical snowman rights activists.
Justin : “Hey lets go make snow angels in that yard across the street!”
A.J. : “I don't think thats a good idea...”
Justin : “Why not?”
A.J. : “Because thats a Serious Snowman in that guys yard, see how his coal mouth is so serious looking. And besides, it would be hard to make snow angels with all those mutilated snowmen corpses littering the yard.”
Justin : "Well what about that other yard over there."
A.J. : "Sure."
A.J. : “I don't think thats a good idea...”
Justin : “Why not?”
A.J. : “Because thats a Serious Snowman in that guys yard, see how his coal mouth is so serious looking. And besides, it would be hard to make snow angels with all those mutilated snowmen corpses littering the yard.”
Justin : "Well what about that other yard over there."
A.J. : "Sure."
by Crahan September 12, 2008
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by McJive December 23, 2010
Get the Snowmance mug.Slowvak is described as the act of taking your cousin on a date and having sexual intercourse with them.
Hey bro, how was your weekend? It was awesome, my cousin Sherri came over for dinner, ended the night with a Slowvak.
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