sorostitute

Member of a whorority. Sorority member of "loose morals".

A sorostitute lives in a whorority house.

by G. Sherman June 10, 2006

substitute teachers

1. Wannabe teachers who fill in when regular teachers are unavailable. During strikes, are called SCABs. Usually lost without lesson plans, and serve more as adult supervision than in teaching capacities. If they attempt to teach, they frequently contradict what the regular teacher has taught. Also known as subs.

2. Prostitutes hired for the purpose of teaching uninitiated kids about the birds and the bees by friends orredneck rents who can't figure out any better way to get the lesson across, or perhaps because they want to watch and learn a thing or three themselves.

That sub we had today was a real substitute teacher.

by FridgeRaider May 23, 2004

sorostitute

A sorority girl who gives it up quite easy; a sorority slut

Oh my god he's with her, she's a total sorostitute

by Ktsue September 21, 2005

Lostitute

whoring yourself just to make money to pay your cable bill, for the sweet satisfaction of watching Lost on Wednesday nights

Heather, you're such a Lostitute! Get a job and stop whoring yourself on Austin Hwy on Tuesday nights just so you can watch Lost on Wednesday.

by LilyCornucopia February 25, 2009

Sorostitute Combover

A Sorostitute Combover is when a girl takes a large portion of her bangs and sweeps them over to one side of her head to the point where it covers most of her forehead in an unnatural way. This can be found on most college campuses where there is Greek life. A lot of girls do this to hide their large forehead.

ex 1) Dave: "Dude! I thought Lauren was hot until I realized she had a Sorostitute Combover."

Steve: "Yeah man! It's to cover up her forehead!"

ex 2) She could be hot except, she has a Sorostitute Combover

by UNCsenior April 20, 2009

slustitute

Someone who works as a prostitute but still somehow manages to exemplify the characteristics of a true slut.

She's such a slustitute! She works 8 hours a day as a prostitute and then sleeps with at least 3 different guys every night after work.

by AttiFinch May 25, 2011

Sorostitute

A sorority girl who sleeps with everything that moves and still manages to think they are better than the world.

Jen: Susan slept with the captain of the basketball team AND that dorky kid in my math class this weekend
Matt: That's because she's a Sorostitute

by JMapp April 12, 2010