a girl who wishes to rush a sorority. she wear a northface, and ugg boots throughout all seasons. she also carries around FAKE coach, louis vuitton, or prada purses and accessories. she prances around the Michigan State bars especially Rick's on wednesdays dressing like a prostitute with her fake id.
"im such a baby sorostitute. i dress in short dresses from charlotte russe at the bar with my fake designer purses"
by dillerschlitchting December 8, 2009
Get the baby sorostitute mug.A girl that is a mix between a slut, a whore, and a prostitute. these girls usually will sleep with anyone.
by TheWhitestPimpYouKnow September 25, 2010
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Person, generally female that exhibits prostitute-like behavior only under the influence of alcoholic beverages.
Ralph: "Why, I'd sure like to have intercourse tonight!"
Jeremy: "Well, why don't you go to the pub and pick up a sloshtitute? They are easier to take advantage of."
Ralph: "Well Jeremy, isn't that rape?"
Jeremy: "Sshhhhhh....."
Jeremy: "Well, why don't you go to the pub and pick up a sloshtitute? They are easier to take advantage of."
Ralph: "Well Jeremy, isn't that rape?"
Jeremy: "Sshhhhhh....."
by Big Creenis January 1, 2011
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Get the Surostitute mug.1. when the girl you actually like is unavailable, so you find a slut to take her place. From the words stut + substitute.
2. a school or other institution that prepares girls to become sluts. Also referred to as High School.
2. a school or other institution that prepares girls to become sluts. Also referred to as High School.
My girlfriend couldn't go to the prom, so I went with a slutsitute.
The only thing they seem to care about teaching us at school is how to have sex. It's just a slutstitute.
The only thing they seem to care about teaching us at school is how to have sex. It's just a slutstitute.
by theguywhowrotethis September 3, 2010
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by Steamy Willy August 6, 2003
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Etymology: named after the multibillionaire stock and commodities speculator George Soros
Etymology: named after the multibillionaire stock and commodities speculator George Soros
George Soros, Ted Turner, Donald Trump and Warren Buffet sometimes are the sorostitute darlings of the muckraker media, always seeking to lend credence to their anti-capitalistic stance with the prestige and support of those whom gained most from anything but a capitalistic system.
by iceberg September 16, 2005
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