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Sloppy Jacuzzi 

when your girlfriend or significant other let’s you cum into their mouth, afterwards they start gargling the cum with their mouth open and head tilted back, then you proceed to dip your balls into their gargling maw of cum.
man i’ll tell you, Mrs. Peterson gave me the best sloppy jacuzzi after class.

Sloppy Jop 

Person 1: I Want To Get A Blowjob From Leland,
Person 2: Really? I Heard He Only Gives Sloppy Jops

Sloppy Josh 

When a full bearded man eats out his girlfriend while she's on her period.
P1: Bro your beard looks a little crusty.

P2: Oh yeah bro I gave my girl a sloppy josh last night!
Sloppy Josh by Wait_on_Red May 4, 2021

reverse sloppy jalopy 

When you’re giving your man fellatio and just before he cums, you pull it out and finish in your hand then slap him across the face with it.
My boyfriend was a dick to me last night so I gave him a reverse sloppy jalopy

sloppy joe

a slang term, used for a mixture of a blowjob and handjob, also known as a spitty handjob.
Cailin gave Jake a sloppy joe for his birthday.
sloppy joe by Sloppy Jake March 15, 2011

sloppy jones 

(n.) The most amazing sexual experience ever!
"Dude, I got a sloppy jones last night! It was awesome!!"
"Sick!!"