Slonk

Guzzling raw eggs in large quantities

"I will slonk 36 eggs and gain 50 pounds"

by TheoCurrance January 21, 2022

The Slinkshot

A sexual maneuver which results in extreme joy for both parties. It is accomplished with these ten easy steps.

1. Place condom on penis.
2. Bone.
3. Complete Boning.
4. Withdraw penis from vagina.
5. Remove condom.
6. Man takes condom in hands, open end facing towards his partner.
7. Pull closed end of condom back as far as possible and release while holding open end in place.
8. This will expel the contents all over the woman, resulting in extreme joy.
9. Discard condom in conspicuous location, such as a trashcan, parent's bed, or seminary.
10. Rinse and repeat.

"Yeah, when I did the slinkshot she was all like 'That was great...what are you doing? Wait why are you...WHAT THE FUCK!?' Yeah, she was so turned on we did it like 17 times bro. And then we went ass to mouth. Shadiggity."

by L. G. Pez March 30, 2008

Stoinker

A stoinker is a large turd that's a bit stinky

I've just dumped a serious stoinker, I'd give the bathroom 10 minutes if I were you

by drooper June 19, 2018

Spoink Boinked

To grab a piece of fence and to shove it up to someone's rectum and pull it out their mouth.

Judge: Sir, you are on trial for murder how do you plead.
The Accused: Not guilty like seriously I just spoink boinked him.

by ritzmaster May 10, 2021

skin slinky

penis
trouser snake
cock
Penis

Hey BIOTCH, you want to play with my SKIN SLINKY?

by CyberNomaD November 1, 2003

Slinky

Someone you would thoroughly enjoy pushing down the stairs.

You're such a slinky.

by CatherineTramell March 18, 2014

Stoink

A person from Kilcar in Donegal, Ireland. Typically used by people from Glen and Killybegs or other parts of South Donegal to convey their hatred for Kilcar people

"I couldn't believe the amount of Stoinks in Donegal Town the last night"
"The Stoinks love a good kebab from Ricky"

by CMNGLK June 25, 2018