shitty sock

When you have been short changed or generally pissed off by someone and you need to get back at them. You proceed to dump your load into a sock, preferably a large stretchy sock, then swing it around and slap the said person across their face.

The bitch stole all my money, she needs a shitty sock.

by phatmedia August 21, 2008

Slutty Putty

when someone fingers a slut, and they squirt all over them

Ryan: dude, mikey got slutty putty all over forest last night.
Kevin: damn, thats dirty

by tedddy<3 July 16, 2009

slutty women's Halloween costume formula

A formula which can be applied in order to make any Halloween costume, regardless of how plain or innocent, slutty enough to be given the "sexy" title by the Halloween costume industry. The formula, from the shoes up, goes as follows: fuck-me pumps or heels, stockings, a short skirt or booty shorts, and a top to indicate what the wearer is supposed to be dressed as. Accessories are optional.

To make a sexy police officer costume, we can apply the slutty women's Halloween costume formula: black fuck-me pumps, fishnet stockings, a blue miniskirt, and a blue button-up blouse with a police badge.
To make a sexy maid: black fuck-me heels, black stockings, black miniskirt, and a white apron.

by Ronny teh Pir8 January 22, 2009

Business Slutty

Similar to business casual, business slutty is an adaptation of standard business attire. Business slutty often incorporates things like high-cut skirts, stiletto heels, open or otherwise see-through white blouses.

"Kendra, the guaranteed way to ace this interview is to dress business slutty."

by Lucky Charms99 March 15, 2014

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

He was #1

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen's, his headstone only says "Smitty Werben"

Spongebob: It was his hat Mr Krabs, He was number 1!

by Shaq Nasty April 15, 2010

Shitty Sullivan

The cousin of the dirty sanchez, a full beard of feces instead of just a little under the nose.

Jesse: did you end up going to cody's last night?

Tanner: Yeah I gave him such a shitty sullivan!

Jesse: Thats fucking gross but he deserves it cuz hes a drunk irish bastard.

by -Irish Thunder Hunter March 3, 2010

shitty

I only do this to troll the ad below

My life is shitty

by secreperson July 23, 2021