sementary

the sock, rag, or tissue one keeps by their bed for cleanup after masturbating. a semen graveyard

its just me and you tonight buddy. I guess we're going to put more of my children in the sementary

by wg89 December 26, 2011

Sement

Jizz so thick that it can be used like glue

My jizz was like sement in my girlfriend's mouth, she couldn't open it for 4 days.

by Dr. Pussykiller69 February 17, 2014

sement

verb - the process of draining semen from ones vagina after intercourse without a condom.

After fucking my girlfriend, she had to go sement.

by Jacob Dempsey April 16, 2006

Sementologist

A person who is gay

or a slutty women.

Ur sementologist .U ve got ya masters in Sementology .

by Jewcrab September 6, 2016

Sementing

To sement -- to masturbate at, while thinking of, looking at, or otherwise picturing a certain person or thing.

Pronounced like "cement."

Examples:
"I semented Trisha last night."
"I saw some guy on the train earlier; he was just staring and sementing me."

by Al Gourd December 7, 2018

Semented

The act of becoming filled with semen, even if no pregnancy occurs.

I've semented my wife several times. Now we just wait.

by AirosRhynef April 5, 2021

slemenade

A mixed drink considering of sugar, water, and DNA. Best served warm and sticky.

Billy just hit puberty, and now he wants everyone to drink his slemenade. He's thinking of opening a slemenade stand.

by IcedSemen May 24, 2021