sneezure

the event where you are just about to sneeze but it just won't come out yet. you often have a stupid look on your face, you are squinting, and you eyes start to water from looking at a bright light to make your sneeze come out.

During English class I had a long sneezure, but sadly, I never sneezed.

by mr.power January 6, 2010

Sleepurbating

kinda like sleep walking but masturbating

My girlfriend woke me up last night ad told me i was sleepurbating again thats the third time this week

by Pimpopotamus August 7, 2010

sleepdurbation

similar to sleep walking but instead of walking you masturbate

I woke up in a very sticky spot on my bed last night

you must have had a case of sleepdurbation

by mountaindewher June 24, 2010

sneezure

a series of sneezes that are so involved that the person looks like they are convulsing in an epileptic attack.

The allergies are so bad today that I've had three sneezures.

by monikk August 20, 2009

sneezure

When someone sneezes three or more times in a row

i just had a sneezure

by jt_colter November 20, 2011

Sneezure

When a sneeze comes out of nowhere and happens again...and again...and again. You sneeze so many times in a row you can hardly catch you’re breath. People around you stop saying “Bless you” because you’ve sneezed so many times. When it’s finally over, you feel a great sense of relief.

Adam: *A-choo!!*
Steve: “Bless you”
Adam: *A-choo!! A-choo*
Steve: “Bless you again”
Adam: *A-choo!!!!*
Steve: “Damn dude. It looks like you’re having a sneezure”

by WonderlandQueen June 3, 2019

Sneezure

When an individual tries desperately to suppress a sneeze or multiple sneezes.

“ Man I think the boss is having a sneezure!”

by Candy Ridge November 19, 2007