slare

The rarest form of ginger containing a soul, yet lacking pants. This form of ginger frequently runs rabid through heavily populated areas half commando. These gingers strongly resent pants for their imprisonment of body parts.

I was in the city last night and I think I saw a Slare. It was running around without pants giving candy to children. It caught my eye because its hair seemed to be alight.

by ToshDanielDanielTosh.0 June 19, 2011

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Slard

The combination of sloth and lard. As in the fat, lazy ex of mine is such a lard ass and sloth I call him slard.

Jason is a f*cking Slard.

by Gracesuicide August 9, 2009

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Slart Sauce

A mysterious liquid substance that has an unknown color and can be produced in the Slart Layer Only. This liquid is highly contagious and is rumored to be able to enhance hunger.

Did you see that kid's bathroom? Looks like slart sauce in there!

by Slarticious February 25, 2022

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Slarface

verb; to sleep, in Conehead language, as seen in the 1993 Dan Aykroyd film "Coneheads"

"Time for slarface."

by Zedonk February 6, 2010

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slarve

In skiing, a sliding carve. At the end of your normal C-carve, you drift by flattening the skis. Stand up tall over the downhill ski, ease out of the carve, and plot your next line. Also known as a "schmear". Popularized by Shane McConkey.

I thought I would be showing her how to shred until I saw her slarve like a pro.

by Snuff Daddy April 20, 2018

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