Slapjack

When you masturbate while your girlfriend is asleep and right before your gettting ready to cum slap your girlfriend in the face to wake her up then cum on her face.

My girlfriend was asleep on the couch when I got home from work so I gave her a slapjack.

by DErekd June 16, 2018

snapjack

A quick masturbation session.

Damn, that snapjack was orgasmic

by bigbokchoy August 11, 2013

Slapjack

Mixed alcoholic beverage originating in Bellingham, WA. Created by mixing one gallon jug of Carlo Rossi Pisano wine, one bottle MD 20/20 Orange Jubilee bum wine, one bottle Andre Extra Dry Champagne, and one can orange concentrate. Serve luke warm.

Damn Joe, you're fucked up! What did you have to drink? - Jesse
Oh, you know. Just a jug of Slapjack! - Joe

by Sugar Shack Boys March 19, 2010

SapJack

Using Maple Syrup to Masterbate.

Common in Vermont: The stickiness of the maple creates added friction to augment orgasm.

I snuck into the sugarhouse and got in a quick SapJack before the SapMaster came back.

by RealJohnStoe November 11, 2020

Snapbacks

Cheap 59/50 hats that skinny white kids wear to try and fit in with the rest of the 'cool' black population. Not only are they the shittest type of hat in the Lids store, they embaress us normal kids that wear fitted's...yo seriously. Fuck a Snapback, and fuck dope fresh wanna be swagfags.. ya'll are making fools out of yourselves.. go spend a few extra fuckin dollars and buy a real hat.

Preppy White kid; yo Dude i got my chauffer to drive me to the lids store yesterday in willowbrooke mall, yo dude i bought myself 10 fresh snapbacks, im set for the week. yo

Normal Cool White Kid; Why are you wearing snap backs? are you fuckin gay?

Preppy White Kid; Nawh man i just wanna be like my idol Mac Miller, he's the best rapper ever, and Snapbacks are soo cool, i can't wait to buy another 20.

Normal White Kid; Bro go buy a real fucking hat, snapbacks are for poor people and kids that have irregularly shaped heads. Fuck yourself. Your better off wearing a Turban than that shit.

by thatkidyoulovetohate41 October 7, 2011

Sapjack

Using maple syrup as a lubricant for masturbation

Was out of lotion so I went for a little sapjack instead

by Just Some Guy With Words November 11, 2020

Slapjack

A game in which two people slap the shit out of each other until someone either gives up or dies.

Bro did you hear what happened to Jamal? Apparently his ass lost in a game of slapjack.

by Reckewww01 January 24, 2019