slap dick

slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.

When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.

by JPMcTeague September 1, 2003

Slipdicking

The act of being consistently shady and elusive especially soon after beginning a relationship. This may involve shoddy stories and excuses as to why said slipdicker cannot attend to his/her responsibilities or hang out anymore.

Potter: "I haven't seen Seth in awhile.... wonder why? (sarcasm)"

Kevin: "Well, c'mon... I mean its not his fault he's had six music history tests this week. (sarcasm) He's too busy slipdicking."

Schmitz: "I got some bad news. You're kicked out of school. However, you could always just resort to slipdicking around the bureaucracy of it all."

by diapergays dan October 28, 2010

slap dick

a shit-for-brains who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Rob is such a slap dick. He pissed all over his roommates key board last night.

by Pot Luck McBeer April 1, 2003

Snapdicked

When you continuously send a person several snapchats of your dick

Brooklyn: "Danilo Snapdicked me last night and it was gross because he has a wart infested chose"

by Mello August 28, 2015

slapadick

The act of bitch-slapping a penis whilst the owner of the penis is not awake, and is sleeping. Can be commited by both genders and can sometimes hurt more than a

lot. In fact, quite a bit more.

Friend: I hear you broke up with billy last night! Me: Sure I did. I give him one hell of a slapadick after he told me he was breaking up with me. That penis is gonna have my handprint on it for years to come.

by Bindywindy June 10, 2014

Slapdickery

It is an adjective which is used to describe the disagreement of someone else ideology, or if something does not go your way.

"I don't know if I can come to New Years at your place this year"

"Why? School doesn't start until Jan. 9th"

"Not for me, next term starts Jan. 2nd"

"That is some slapdickery right there."

"I concur"

by igotpubichairinmymouth November 19, 2011

slipdick

Codeword for anal intercourse. So named due the excuse often used by the perpetrator (it slipped!)

"I was pounding her so hard I decided to try and get away with a little slipdick."

by Gregory Novak April 21, 2007