skypes

Kids that hang out outside buildings and smoke cigarettes. They are not good people and are frequently seen outside apartments, shopping malls, department stores and restaurants. They become leeches and do not contribute to society in any way. If you see a skype look at them condescendingly as you walk into the host establishment. Don't worry about the repercussions due to the fact that their lit "lung dart" prevents them from retaliating.

Look at these skypes. They are dumb. (condescending look followed by ducking into the building)

by Bud T. Man October 23, 2007

skyped

multi-usage verb meaning to be tricked, cheated, robbed, hit, talked to, eaten, punched, kissed, hugged

That guy just got skyped.

I cant believe you skyped me yesterday.

by fsprink July 11, 2008

skyped

Suffering due to someone else's poor planning

Dude, we just got Skyped!

by C.Z January 29, 2008

Skype

Something that exits the body after having digested sustenance.

I had a horrible Skype after eating that extra spicy Chinese last night!

I wasted my time on this Skype; I can't believe it!

Who ever thought of this Skype is a jack-knob.

by aSiMpLeREAList. August 03, 2013

Skype

A platform at which people can call or directly message each other in groups or in individual conversations. Although it used to be a very largely used platform use has depleted since 2017, as call quality and overall user experience has been below par when compared to other platforms for communication such as Discord.

Penny: John wanna call later on Skype?
John: Sure just message me on there first beforehand.
Penny: Looking forward to it!

by ChancetheGuac November 04, 2018

Skyped

The result of carrying on a relationship only via an Instant Messanger, (AIM,CUSEEME,ICQ,BBS) for a period of time, after which you discover that the person on the other end is not who they said they where.

bill42 - hey linda, how are things?
xxlindaxx - good bill, where are you from?
bill42 - good old colorado, the sunshine state.
xxlindaxx - lucky! i'm stuck in boring duluth.

..... 2 months later.....

bill42 - so linda are we still on for this weekend?
xxlindaxx - yeah, but can i ask you a question?
bill42 - absolutely!
xxlindaxx - well, this is roy in the cubicle next to you, i meant everything that i said and i hope you did to. are we still on for saturyday.
bill42 - ahh. i see i've been skyped.

by Thomas Jeremy April 24, 2011

Skype

A shit ton of homo PC gamers that do have good group chats.

man, look at all the shitty skype features I better go to discord.

by faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag November 29, 2017