Skypeterbate 

When two people masturbate to each other through Skype video.

Alyssa and I skypeterbated each other last night. It was so amazing!

Skypeterbate by 3sexy5me September 4, 2015

skybeam 

skybeam is the hottest man alive with a 2 millimeter defeater and destroys all men and sleeps with goku every night.

SKYBEAM ITS SO BIG!

skybeam by rodaiiogco August 18, 2022

skyeet

when he gives u the bbc but he also looks like a potato, (a hard one), so you run away

“he treats u well”
“ya but i’m gonna skyeet”

skyeet by reeegorl March 9, 2019

skypeturbate 

When you and someone else masturbate over Skype

I had a great skypeturbate with my boyfriend last night

skypeturbate by soccerbabe1919 October 6, 2010

Skypeterrupted

When you are busy working on your computer and someone Skypes you and derails your train of thought.

"Damn! Jack just Skypeterrupted me!"

Skypeterrupted by Randiesel December 5, 2018

skypetype 

When your skyping with someone, who insists on typing everything they say.

Dude I had to turn the volume off cuz Jenn kept skypetyping, it's so annoying.
Ya man I hate when people skypetype

skypetype by DubuyaC October 14, 2009

SKYNETWORK 

A half assed attempt at making machines communicate with one another for the purpose of getting work done; mixed with a brilliant scheme of seperating non computer people from hordes of their hard earned cash.

It is said if your machines barely run, and you have to call the IT guy at least once a week for some random problem, but run well enough that your company can make money to pay the IT guy that you are on a: (boom boom boom) "Skynetwork".

This fucking thing keeps crashing, why do we pay this guy?

(boom boom boom) "Skynetwork"

SKYNETWORK by Pissed Off Employees December 27, 2010