Skull Fucked

1. When you're so high on certain substances that you mess up your brain.

2. If someone is making your brain hurt either by lying, manipulating, bitching, stressing you out etc.

1. Me and my mate got so skull fucked last night!
Oh my god I'm so skull fucked right now.

2. I just found out my boyfriend is sleeping around. My head's a mess. I feel totally skull fucked.

by misspseudonym January 27, 2016

skull fuck

Used to emphasize the extent to which one individual owns another, typically in a fight. Often times, the skull fuckee will have had their head cracked open while the skull fucker will proceed to make use of the newly created orifice.

Wow, that guy got his shit rocked on magazine street last night, buddy absolutely skull fucked him.

by the3rd January 23, 2011

skull fuck

the act of cutting or shooting a hole in someone's head and sticking your penis in it

"That girl was so hot I'd skull fuck her!"

by Birrox February 11, 2015

Skull-Fuck

A dumb-ass, usually male and happens to suffer from S.D.S (Small Dick Syndrome) in which they must overcompensate with bad jokes that wreak of the desperate attempts of a guy with a major inferiority complex... WHEW!
Also: Dumb-ass, Fucktard, Nimrod and Wankmeisters.

Inappropriately named children's show character:
If I always make bad mom jokes beat on the sickly kid and am basically an insecure douche what does that mean kids?
Kids:
A Skull-Fuck!

OR

SF (skull fuck): You are gay
ASF (ANTI skull fuck): To put it bluntly you godamn inbred half-witted, club footed, blink 182 loving, music ruining, fucktard!... Fuck off...

by DBbonesMEMBRANE April 10, 2010

Skull fuck

1 damaging the eye socket, often time with a penis. And turning the brain into mush.
2 to break a skull open, or to cause serious damage to the head.

Kick my chain again and I'll skull fuck the shit out of you!

by Sick head December 24, 2015

Skull fuck

What you do to someone when you have an unhealthy amount of sexual intentions towards someone.

Person 1: yo i wanna fuck your sister so badly
Person 2: ok sure go right ahead
Sister: oh hell no go away im not getting skull fucked today

by xXx_george_w4shingt0n_xXx.exe March 23, 2017

skull fuck

Put a cap in your ass popular from saints row

Johnny Gat to ben king:Ima Skull Fuck that bitch
The playa (the protagonist you): Hope you don't mind hepatitis

Johnny Gat:What? (elevator dings all of you exit)

by Fingerblaster43 September 24, 2017