A alternative to original
Skittles. They are all different shades of
brown and could be mistaken for
little turds if your vision is horrible.
"I just had some of those new Chocolate Skittles."
"No way man how were they?"
"It was almost like I was being mouth raped by
candy."
"Eww that
bird just shat on my
car."
"Dude those are Chocolate Skittles."
"Oh true."
"Maybe I should be driving."