A alternative to original Skittles. They are all different shades of brown and could be mistaken for little turds if your vision is horrible.
"I just had some of those new Chocolate Skittles."
"No way man how were they?"
"It was almost like I was being mouth raped by candy."

"Eww that bird just shat on my car."
"Dude those are Chocolate Skittles."
"Oh true."
"Maybe I should be driving."
by PatrickBeatNick November 30, 2009
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