skittleydangles
skittleydangles by brandon torres August 22, 2008
Skittle Bumping
Term also known as scissoring or Tribadism. It’s when two females grind genitals with one another in a cross legged position.
Jessica fancies her vulvae being stimulated by Beatrice’s, as they embrace in the act of skittle bumping.
Skittle Bumping by Mustachio 1 May 11, 2010
Related Words
Skirtle • skirtled • Skittles • skittled • skittle tits • skittlez • Skirted • skittledicking • Skittle Squad • Skittle-chan
Shirtless Mike
Shirtless mike is the neighborhood dad that always likes to take off his shirt no matter the situation. He always enjoys mowing his lawn twice a week as an excuse to take off his shirt. What ever you do, do not test shirtless mike. If you do, he will run you over with his limited edition custom painted modded high-speed accelerated 2019 Chevrolet Camaro 2.3 He also has the laugh of a demonic baby getting baptized on Jesus birthday.
Kid 1: Is shirtless Mike mowing his yard again?
Kid 2: Yeah, that's three days in a row!
kid 1: but its in the middle of December??
Shirtless mike: *turns head and looks a kids* grasses won't cut the self *slow deep demonic laugh*
kid 1 and 2 haha *RUNS*
Kid 2: Yeah, that's three days in a row!
kid 1: but its in the middle of December??
Shirtless mike: *turns head and looks a kids* grasses won't cut the self *slow deep demonic laugh*
kid 1 and 2 haha *RUNS*
Shirtless Mike by The real alcoholic July 31, 2019
throwing skittles
to vigorously jack off alone and blow your load everywhere leaving the sticky substance behind like skittles leave behind on your hand when they are warm.
Jack: Dude, last night Tina wouldn't let me give it to her hard so I was throwing skittles all night.
Thom: Oh, wow dude. You must've been pretty desperate.
Thom: Oh, wow dude. You must've been pretty desperate.
throwing skittles by iamacompulsiveliar January 16, 2010
atomic skittle
when you fart with your bare ass directly on a person's face.
typically and most easily performed when victim is unconscious.
the fart should saturate the nostrils enough to leave a sharp resinous tang for a few hours, or until victim is conscious.
typically and most easily performed when victim is unconscious.
the fart should saturate the nostrils enough to leave a sharp resinous tang for a few hours, or until victim is conscious.
Friend who wakes up in the morning says: "Yo, why does everything I eat taste like shit?" or "What the fuck? Who the fuck farted in here?" or simply "I feel dirty."
You: "That's cuz when you were out I farted right on your face bro."
Friend: "Seriously dude? We said no atomic skittles last nite."
You: "That's cuz when you were out I farted right on your face bro."
Friend: "Seriously dude? We said no atomic skittles last nite."
atomic skittle by Fartologist SBD April 30, 2012
skittle tittle
Someone who puts skittles on their nipples and has middle-aged Asian men remove them with their ass cheeks.
"Hey! What were you up to last night?"
"Oh, Ching Ho just gave me the juiciest skittle tittle in the world"
"Oh, Ching Ho just gave me the juiciest skittle tittle in the world"
skittle tittle by Thetittietwister January 19, 2014
adult skittle
pharmaceutically generated pill, the purpose of which is to take"the edge off" a grown up anxiety-laden event such as:
1.)colonoscopy
2.)IRS audit
3.)inlaw visit
4.)Kenny G concert
1.)colonoscopy
2.)IRS audit
3.)inlaw visit
4.)Kenny G concert
adult skittle by sheila in the car May 8, 2009